slackers don't win

so i just realized that i was one of 10 random people who won these "Pair of Twos" playing cards by Brandi Milne...

but i realized 5 days too late and my prize was defaulted to someone else.
this makes me sad..

the one time i win something, figures...

thought about it..

yea, fuck being a princess.

I'd rather be a goddess.

: )

my hair's *almost* as long as Rapunzel's...

I was not the little girl that wore pink every day and had dreams of growing up to marry prince charming with the ruffles around his collar... i played with barbies and envied my neighbors who had just about every accessory or barbie jeep imaginable, but i walked around in mud boots through 5 inches of cow shit to go play with kittens, not exactly a princess upbringing... this isn't about knocking my childhood because mine wasn't bad, i had acres to roam and sticks to play with, this is about wanting to be a princess. I think girls that need everything done for them are stupid, that whine are annoying, and that use their looks in the wrong way are devious.. but they somehow get treated like princesses, undeserving probably, but i want that. I want to be told i'm beautiful just because i am. i want to be waited on hand and foot, instead of being the hand and the foot. i'm worth it, i know it. i honestly probably couldn't take it for long because i'm more of a giver than a taker but fuck... i need some too...










slumpdog blahionaire

reverse retail therapy?

so, i've come to realize that not only is my job a great place to work, it also doubles as therapy sometimes. I'm sure anyone can relate to this, but I came in to work today just about having an anxiety attack due to a large number of things that I won't go into, but needless to say the combination almost put me over the top... anyways, my job (for those that don't know) is very in your face. my customers are literally 3 feet from my face the entire time i'm serving them, which is a great slap in the face. you basically have to get your thumb out of your ass and leave your baggage at the door when you step on that line. i don't need strangers asking me what's wrong, so it's better just to buck up and put that shit behind me for the moment. in turn that calms me down and, with time, everythings ok. that in your face mentality of the place is actually a good thing for once ha!

dreams dreams dreams

So I had this dream last night where I was in the new Victoria's Secret that they were still building one wall of. This little girl runs past us screaming that she found a pile of spiders so we go over and there's this huge pile of spiders and termites. Christina grabs this bug spray stuff that's only for the termites but will supposedly attract the spiders and kill them too. I take the bottle of it after she leaves and go around the back side of the wall to track down all of them and spray them. My foot starts to hurt like i'm being bitten. so naturally I freak out and almost spray my foot expecting to see a spider on it but there's only a small scabish thing. I ignore it until it hurts worse like I'm really being bit this time. Nothing. The scab thing is bigger so I look closer at it. I can see it spreading and opening slightly. something moves underneath it and starts to poke through, it's a little lady bug like thing that's a snot yellow color.. i start screaming as it crawls out of the hole and over my toes. the hole keeps getting bigger and bubbly as another bug thing crawls out of my foot. THe bubble gets huge like an egg sack and is throbbing and moving like crazy now. Now instead of a bug coming out a tentacle slowly pops out and unfurls... 5 more tentacles pop out of my foot and i just sit there in shock that there is a freaking half octopus that is now a part of my body....

i also had a dream where i was a contestant/prisoner and the test to get in/out of the contest was to allow a cockatooish bird sit on your head and scream in your face..

I can has robotz?

Do you think he's fully water proof? because I want him to do my dishes and clean my bathroom for me




and this one can turn things on for me!




this one can learn to play my favorite song...




and this... could be my pet! (my other pet that is..)

excite!

sooooo..... even though I'm broke as a joke, I think I'm buying this tomorrow

:)

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i'm sick and have a ton of drawing to do.... awesome.

holy shit

Finals week is next week.. technically I only have one final, a test, and a four piece final drawing.. not too bad really, it's just crazy how fast this semester went by! I remember last year when my co-workers said the same thing except I didn't get it then. fuck, 2009 is almost half over already!

On a good note though my drawing is coming along quite nicely if I do say so myself!
all I will say is an octopus, a toilet, and slug people...
...in my bathroom.

I've been having a million crazy dreams lately! I love it because they're always so vivid and clear to me.. the meaning isn't always so clear, but the images are, as are the feelings.. sometimes they're almost too much and I wake up completely freaked out/touched/angry/sad/horrified...

He uses a chopstick!

nope, couldn't do it

There was recently a Living Statue contest in Russia... yea, those people that pretend to be statues until you walk past them and they move and freak the fuck out of you.... a bunch of them all in one place! pretty cool...

You say I'm beautiful like it's a bad thing..

This video is sweet... but Swedes are strange... That's probably why I like it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30fSrn7MlmU